You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...

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You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...

You sleep with your eyes open.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
People get dizzy just watching you.
You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You don't get mad, you get steamed.
You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation." Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.

Pple should drink honey instead like me.. pi pi pi!!




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