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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Pi Pi's 1st time in Pool



Kl and kk brought pi pi to the nie pool todae.. This is the first time i went to a swimming pool, most of the time i did my swimming in my bathe tub. luckily sun not too hot.. else pi pi becomes charcoal pooh le..

So shiok, pool was practically empty.. me and my float can have the whole pool to ourselves!! Kl went into the water too.. but "hum chi" kk din swim.. he scared water too cold, cos it rained early in the morning..too bad onli babies like pi pi can bring floats.. hehe..

Realised that i have a adventurous mummy and a protective daddy. Kl was veri adventurous that day.. she tried to push me far out into the pool.. but hum chi kaka.. he scared my float capsized.. kept calling out to kl not to push too far out where the water's deeper.. think me also inherited the hum chi genes.. pi pi and float always ended up on the pool's edge despite being pushed veri far out by kl.. hehe... pi pi dun like to drink chlorine water mar..

next time pi pi shall bring my pets along as well.. then can bring a big float.. all of us float around in the pool... so shiok.. pi pi pi!!

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Mei is my 手下败将!!

Me and Kl met Mei today for shopping and later had dinner with April.. Mei gave Kl a simply gorgeous planner that she made herself.. Inside got photos that she had taken with Kl, even got one when they were onli 14.. reallie 女大十八变.. then she also drew up the lines and dates and pasted a lot of stickers of me!! And the best part is it's called "Pi Pi's Schedule Book"!! Very touching... kl and mei's 十年的友谊不是盖的哦... in future, me and tigger and rh and xj and the newly joined piglet also want to be as close friends as them...

Todae is also the day when Pi Pi has his duel with Mei.. hehe.. turns out she has to go back and practise more again.. me is officially 孤独求败 in Bejeweled!!! Me the unbeatable pi pi!! Min.. come on and challenge me too... pi pi is waiting for your 战帖...




Actuallie hor.. me also slept most of the afternoon in kl's bag.. cos these two girls ah.. shopped and shopped the whole day.. after going to raffles city's mango, they still not enough.. went to suntec's as well and all the other boutiques there... poor pi pi.. cooped up in the tiny space cos Kl took a very small bag out ...tsk tsk..next time me gonna stay with kk if they going shopping again.. pi pi pi!!!


Tuesday, June 28, 2005

The day i bought my toothbrush and float

Got a big big Pasar Malam at JP today. Kk and Kl bought me go walk walk and see if got anything suitable to buy for me. Hehe.. i caught sight of an orange float.. the float even had my design on it.. YEAH!!

Hehe, Kl and Kk bought for me without hesitation as they had been looking for a long time for a suitable float for my size. Later went to Guardian where they also bought a new toothbrush for me cos they feel i need to clean up a bit with toothbrush sometimes.

So i got two new things to add to my possessions. pi pi pi!!!

My BeeBee

As Debbie requested, here’s Pi Pi’s version of a MeMe:

Pi Pi's BeeBee


3 screen names Pi Pi had
Ali_PoohPooh
Alipipi
PPAPPP

3 things Pi Pi likes about himself
My snuggly and round butt
My chocolate chip nose
My voice when I sing
(ooh.. I also like MY pets, MY blog, and MY kk and kl… hehe)

3 things Pi Pi doesn't like about himself
Impossible for me to dun like myself.. Pi Pi loves Pi Pi!!

3 things that scare Pi Pi
Dogs that can bite me or carry me away
KL deleting my blog or throwing my things and pets away
Losing my 100% truly original chocolate chip nose

3 of Pi Pi’s everyday essentials
Pi people esp pi kk
Shake my Butt
Sing my fav’ songs to kl

3 things Pi Pi is wearing right now
My pink shirt and my radar and nthg else.. not even diaper!! Pi Pi doesn’t like
wearing diapers at home.. (kl’s home or kk’s hall)

3 of Pi Pi’s favorite songs
I got so many fav’ songs.. check my profile

3 new things Pi Pi wants to try in the next 12 months
Pi more people
Learn more songs to add to my repertoire so that can hold concert..

3 things Pi Pi wants in a relationship
Love
Hugging
Lots of muak

3 things Pi Pi can't do without
My blog
My parents, kk and kl
My possessions (including pets!!)

3 places Pi Pi wants to go on vacation
Disneyland!! (where I was created)
China (my birthplace)
Toys r Us (where I can play toys 24/7)

3 things Pi Pi just can't do
Not pi kk
Put my hands down
Going out without wearing diaper

3 kids' names
Ali Pooh Pooh Jr.
Ali Pi Pi Jr.
裴勇俊 (cos pi pi looks like him.. )

3 celebrity crushes
All celebrities who are 美女

3 people Pi Pi nominates to complete this exercise
Mei
大哥
Kaimin

Pi Pi Pi!!!

Sunday, June 26, 2005

The Day everyone smelled my 屁屁

Went to marina square with kk, kl, 大嫂 and 大哥 todae after their bh practice.. Cos toothy sprayed the mango and papaya perfume (which debbie bought) on my diaper on thurs.. kk and kl kept smelling my butt to see if the perfume was still there.. Then kl asked 大嫂 to smell too and guess wat perfume that was.. 大嫂 was reluctant at first.. but 大嫂 and 大哥 ended up smelling my 屁屁 a few times to decipher what smell it was.. wahahha... the pple in marina square must be veri baffled.. why these four pple kept smelling my 屁屁.. hehe.. pi pi pi!!

Friday, June 24, 2005

Pi Pi the Mahjong King

Todae, kk arranged a gathering at his room to celebrate kl's belated beedae with their friends.. my number one fan, blonde, helped kk to buy the food at Giant's. Muak muak blonde... they brought my favourite honey chicken, 1 fried chicken, 1 blackforest cake, 4 sticks of sotong balls, 1 big watermelon and many many tidbits and drinks. They even ordered 2 medium canadian pizzas.. my favourite hawaiian and pepperoni.. yum yum.. what a big feast for onli 5 pple who are eating: blonde, kk, kl, mama and toothy..

Later, debbie and 大哥 joined us.. kl and mama went bathing.. kk wanted to surprise kl with the blackforest cake.. so they waited in darkness, ready to light the cake when kl came in.. but hor.. kl was talking with mama in the bathroom so loudly that kk had a few false alarms that they were abt to come back, so they lighted the candles a few times in vain.. 大哥 blew out the candles first, followed by debbie, blonde and kk... haha.. they celebrated their beedae too.. kk finally got the timing right and i sang beedae song to a surprised kl.. i got the largest slice of the cake.. yum yum..

Debbie was veri tired.. so they played mahjong at 20 cents a tai to motivate her.. As usual, I tried to 衰 kk but he still managed to break even at the end despite a staggering loss of $18 at the beginning.. hehe.. but he 小象公 for a few games cos i distracted him.. haha.. Mama was the heroine of the day.. she 敢敢 threw out a "5 bamboos" when debbie was alreadi 九张落地 on bamboos..and mama 包 $12.80 for the game.. she's my idol, so brave.. unlike kk so "hum"... In the end, debbie won $12 as capital for her and blonde to take 4 am cab home..

I played with my pets - xiao ji, rh, tigger and I am the ultimate mj king!! wahahhaa... pi pi pi!!



Pi Pi & Kl say sorrie to Mei

Was supposed to have a 生死决斗 todae with Mei on the bejeweled game.. however toopid ntu.. they changed Kl's sub registration time... toopid kl too.. she could have checked the nite before.. so now me and kl say sorrie to Mei.. sorrie sorrie..

But hor.. still have to reveal the terrible reality to Mei.. I'm 天下无敌 in bejeweled now!!! Sorrie to Mei.. will grant her a rematch on Wed... for details on our match, look out for my blog then..

I'm 天下无敌
Got photo as evidence..

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

The Day Pi Pi celebrate Kl's birthday

Todae is kl's birthday!! She forced me not to reveal her age in the blog.. so hor..let's treat it that she's one year old like me!!~~

Afternoon, kk brought us to look for kl's rotary dial phone.. but look here look there.. also dun have.. toopid kk.. he found a winnie the pooh phone online.. and thot it was a rotary phone..
but it turned out to be a SIMULATED rotary phone with push buttons.. tsk tsk.. kk so bo sim...


Later, kk brought us to clark quay to eat at the merchant court hotel's buffet where the reviews were not bad.. we turned up at 530pm for the 630pm buffet.. so wait lor.. wait and wait.. At 630pm, kk went to check with the waiter and found that the whole restaurant was booked!!! Pi pi pi!! Onli the non aircon outdoor section was free!!! Pi Pi how to have no air con!! tsk tsk.. kk so bo sim again...

Kk was devasted.. all his plans all ruined.. kl suggested going to sakae sushi buffet to pacify Pi Pi cos we were all veri veri hungry!! KK had specially reminded us not to eat too much before dinner... PI!!!!!

Finally, we reached oub centre sakae sushi.. we gobbled down 20 plates of sushi, 1 bowl of seaweed udon, 2 servings of fruits and 2 mini tubs of bud's ice-cream.. yum yum.. I even had my favourite conveyor belt ride.. hehee..


After dinner, we took a walk down Singapore river and took many pic of me.. but all veri blur.. spent a relaxed time by the river chatting through the nite...


Although KK's plans this year din turn out as well as last year's, Pi Pi still spent an enjoyable day together with KL and KK... happy beedae kl!! Pi Pi Pi!!!

Monday, June 20, 2005

Taking part in the Winter Olympics 2006 Torchbearer competition

Heard from Debbie bro that he might be taking part in the Winter Olympics 2006 Torchbearer competition. The idea is to hold the torch upright and weights will be added progressively. Those who lower their torches below a certain angle will be eliminated.
http://www.samsung.com/sg/olympics/howitworks.html

Holding the torch upright would not be a big problem to me cos both my hands are up all the time. But hor.. the weights are big problems cos me onli 100 g.. unless they add weights that are proportionate to my weight to be fair.. one gram at a time.. heehee.. I only 1 yr old so must require parental approval. Hope KL or KK will sign up for me. Pi pi Pi!!!

torch

Saturday, June 18, 2005

The Day Pi Pi and KL 大义灭亲 and failed

Pi Pi went to bh with Kl today for her cello lesson. Mama was doing her work there while slave teaching Kl. I slept in the air con room, next to mama.. Kl brought my cello along, but pi pi prefer sleeping.. i'm a baby lehz.. sweet honey dreams...

After practice, Pi pi went to debbie's house for mahjong.. Kept exerting my 衰 powers as 衰神 so that kaka will lose and kl win, we veri 大义灭亲 one.... but kaka like powers increased a lot all of a sudden.... my powers must be malfunctioning .. sobz.. As kaka was on the winning streak, the other 3 players, debbie, slave and kl, looked upon him as 全民公敌... one against three.. hahha..

But hor.. think my 衰 powers could have rubbed off on Kl instead.. cos she got veri blur and 诈胡 when she got no tai at all.. bish... In the end, kl was the biggest loser while kaka was the biggest winner.. but as kaka had to pay for kl's losses as well, his winnings amounted to onli a dollar plus..
Next time Pi Pi shall replce kl.. she too bad at mj le.. me shall exert all my powers and make kaka the biggest loser.. hehe.. pi pi pi!!!

Friday, June 17, 2005

Operation B-Day (bathe day) completed

After soaking in the blue pail for 3 hrs and spending 30 mins in the washing machine, this is the clean me.

star
Can now take part 绝对 Superstar competition liao. Pi pi pi!!

The Day Pi Pi bathes & takes stock of his possessions

Tigger watching me taking bath

Me bathing now in my blue pail.. veri shiok.. like having spa like that.. but water veri dirty.. all becos of kaka's nacho cheese.. pi him again when i finish bathing..

I realised me a 少女杀手, a little girl kept laughing when i pretended to hide behind kaka's back at the bus stop this morning.. hehe.. no choice.. me too cute le.. everybody loves me..

I'm soaking in the water with nothing to do.. let me take stock of my worldly possessions so far..

1) 4 pets - RH, Xiao Ji, Xiao Xin, Tigger
2) 3 Capsule machines - 1 Winnie the pooh, 1 Ariel, 1 Stitch
3) 3 Diapers
4) 1 Yellow headscarf
5) 1 sweater - mama brand
6) 1 cello
7) 1 paper cardboard wardrobe
8) 1 music box (bought by Mei when she was in spain.. muak muak)
9) Pooh Cutlery - 2 salad bowls, 2 milk jugs, 2 teacups
10) 3 pillows - 1 "I surrender my heart to you" pillow, 1 Germini pillow, 1 cow pillow
11) 1 Heffalump honey pot
12) 1 travel luggage
I got so many things!!! Pi pi Pi!!!

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Whats that on my face!?!?!

Today, Kl and KK brought me to see the movie "Downfall". We decided to watch more movies in the afternoon after the cinemas decided on the price hike. Pi pi Pi!! my favourite pastime becoming more expensive.

The show was quite horrible and KK has to cover my ears and eyes throughout the show. In the end, I fell asleep in his cosy windbreaker. Then the most terrrible thing happened. When I woke up, I felt something moist on my face. I looked in the mirror and had the biggest shock of my life.

THERE IS A YELLOW SPOT RIGHT BESIDE MY CHOCOLATE CHIP NOSE!!!

WHAT HAPPENED I SCREAMED AT KK AND KL?????

Then KK said he accidentally dripped some Nacho Cheese on my face. WAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! I Cried so loudly that KL felt so sorry. Hehe, then she forced KK to go to the newly opened Toys R Us at Paragon to choose a cash register for me. But hor, the cash register all not very nice, so KK saved $$$ liao. PI PI PI, lucky KK.

Sigh.. next time go watch movie I not going to sit on KK lap anymore. He so clumsy. Lucky my b-day (bath day) coming soon or else I not going to forgive him.

Hehe, tonight shall dream of dripping Nacho and cheese on Kaka.. sweet honey dreams.. pi pi pi!!!

Saturday, June 11, 2005

The Day Pi Pi learns abt the Qing Dynasty's emperors

Went to the teahouse with kl and one of my fans, mei todae. Kl and Mei chanced upon the Qing emperors cos mei was watching the drama, 九五至尊. And as Kl wanted to show off her little knowledge, pi pi learnt a bit more as a result..

Looked up the Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, wanted to check whether kl was correct, here's a bit more for mei : Apparently 皇太极 was the Manchu emperor who invaded China, but he died one month before his army conquered beijing. Hence, his son, 顺治, became the first Qing emperor instead. Kl din get that fully right.. hehe..
After 顺治, was 康熙, who succeeded to the throne at the age of 7. (yup, she was right) When he died, his fourth son, 雍正 (the character in the drama), became the emperor. But hor.. there were controversial theories that he ursurped the throne.. hmm.. But he did order his son to commit suicide.. ruthless..

乾隆, son of 雍正, was the fourth emperor. Unlike kl said, 光绪, was not the son of 乾隆. He's still quite far back. After 乾隆, his son, 嘉庆, succeeded to the throne. 嘉庆 was succeeded by his son, 道光. Thereafter, 咸丰 came in and was succeeded by 同治,son of the famous 慈禧. However, he died at 19 with no sons to succeed him. 慈禧 then appointed her nephew, 光绪 (finally!) to the throne.. When he died one day before 慈禧, 溥仪, the last emperor of China, was appointed to the throne, again by 慈禧. Wonder if history would change if 光绪
had survived.. Thus end the line of Qing emperors.. me reallie knowledgeable now..

Anyway, got mei addicted to the palm game in the teahouse, she played and played, trying to defeat my past scores.. hehe.. Although she succeeded finally, it was with the help of kl.. still got long way to go.. hiak hiak.. my fan still need to practise more.. pi pi pi!!

Friday, June 10, 2005

The Day kaka officially owes me a sportscar

kl mentioned this saying in canteen 2 todae: " 早上吃得好,中午吃得饱,晚上吃得少"
But kaka kept insisting it was 早上吃得饱,下午吃得少,晚上吃得好...
He even wanted to bet with kl, so 拽... The wager was the sportscar that me can zoom around in future but stingy kaka as yet refused to buy.. 真是没死过...

Hehee.. now it's on the record that kaka owes me sports car...

Oh yah.. todae is also the day kaka and kl toiled over the honey pot.. kaka did so many adjustments and coding for the background.. especially that honey pot pic!! Kaka had to draw it from scratch cos all the honey pots found can't be used.. me fell asleep halfway..
Me pity kaka.. almost had to stay up whole nite to do cos kl veri enthu... although me reallie dun mind if honey pot gets finished faster.. hehe..
Honey pot still half finished.. but i alreadi love it... as original as my chocolate chip nose..

Kl was veri spoilt todae too .. threw tantrums at kaka again. .cos she got too enthu and gan cheong abt the honey pot. Thot onli babies like me can throw tantrums.. next time hor, kaka should just spank her on the butt or else it will be unfair for me.. pipipi!!

Thursday, June 09, 2005

The Day the honey pot is created

My honey pot is created!! yum yum..It consists of the trifles around me, kaka and kl. But hor.. i'm still the main character, cos i am the 太岁的太岁, kl is the 太岁, and kaka serves us both... pipipi!!